I’m so nice, I know.
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just so insanely awesome.
”I’m sorry jesus couldn’t come down here to make this prescription any cheaper, that’ll be 20 dollars”…oh the things I hear at work.
Still at the sunnah conference….the sheikh just beat boxed. “No..no…that wasn’t the adhan” Lol!
- Cousin: Babe, its so nice outside, go take a walk
- Sister in law: WHAT! LETS GO FOR A WALK!
- Cousin: no, i meant...YOU guys should go for a walk
- Sister in law: noooo I don't wanna go by myself! I'll be lost and raped and its going to be all your fault!
- Cousin: I'm not going for a damn walk Kashfia, you guys can go
- Sister in law: FINE I'LL GO BY MYSELF.
- Then in between she hurts her finger. Starts crying. Makes him take the splinter out. Sits there and Sulks...then
- *goes outside, comes running back in * AGAIN asks him to take her for a walk.
- Cousin turns to me before getting his shoes "Do not ever get married"
Checking for fever
- Me: My body is so hot tho
- Me: wait i didn't mean it that way
My cousin wants to get a dog…and name it turkey. what.
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
