Homemade gulab jamun :)
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- My mother: A guy sent a proposal for you, He's tall.
- Me: not interested
- My mother: WHY?!? did you not hear me, HE'S TALL.
- (I don't understand why its sooo important that he's tall)
- Me: because you're in BANGLADESH, I don't want no guy straight from bangladesh...puhleaaaseee.
- My mother: He's from TEXAS
- Me: oh
- My mother: He's an engineer
- Me: oh
- My mother: He's TALL.
- Me: Why is it so important that he's tall?
- My mother: because you're so "boro" (giant)
- great. just great.
Loooove this one, probably one of my best.
A shot I took at Friday’s mehendi.
I made chicken and rice today, and it tasted like biryani. I’m ready to get married now. Wifey status.
OH MY GOD WHY DID I THINK THIS IS JUST MY FAMILY WHY
Iftar…
…the only time desi standard time matches the actual time.
No ones late for Iftar, not even Desis.
So my grandma handed us money today and said…here go get some kabobs… we found more than what we bargained for… some KICKIN BOOTY, and fresh “NUN”
astagfirullah.
